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01 March 2009 @ 05:29 pm
Legend of the Seeker [Picspam]  
They fried my brain with their hotness so, yeah, this is all their fault... Picspam of 1x13: Episode of Win... No, wait... that's not the official title... Revenant, yeah, that's it.



PREVIOUSLY IN THIS EPISODE OF WIN
There's this Seeker, Kieran, who had sex with his Confessor, Vivian, so he was confessed, lost his soul, was distracted, his mission was in danger... There's this Wizard (whose name I can't remember at the moment, let's call him Not-Zedd) who asked Vivian to kill herself so the Seeker would be free from her spell or confession or whatever you want to call it (wizards have like the best ideas on earth, can't you tell?). So yeah, she killed herself, she told Kieran that she'd wait for him in the underworld. But it happens that Kieran kind of went crazy!evil and Not-Zedd had to kill him and then cast a spell on him so he wouldn't reunite with Vivian in the underworld (yeah, Not-Zedd was quite mean). Sooooooo, not knowing any of this, Richard, Kahlan and Zedd release the spirit of Kieran, who posseses (in the spirit way/sense of the word) Richard and... well, he's been alone, waiting for his Vivian for a thousand years... what were you expecting him to do?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOCK A SEEKER AND A CONFESSOR IN A CRYPT, AND GET RID OF THEIR WIZARD


Kieran!Richard (Richard from now on) knows that the first thing you have to do if you want to have some sexy!time with your confessor is to GET RID OF YOUR WIZARD! Yay!

And then close the door and keep the key so he cannot come in when he wakes up. More yayness!

Kahlan is all: "WTF?" and Richard is all: "I'm not Richard anymore, I'm Kieran."

Richard wants her body (literally) and Kahlan is all: "Stay back! I will confess you!" and Richard is like: "Yeah, riiiight, as if."

Made up conversation #1:
"Let's have sex right here, against this wall."
"Richard, no! This is not comfortable!"

Made up conversation #2:
"Erm, Kahlan, would you mind to pretend that I've got your hands trapped, even if it's obvious that I don't because both of my hands are here, busy, trying to get this belt to work as a tie?"
"Sure, why not."

Made up conversation #3:
"WTF, Richard? Do you really need to paint a mandala right at this moment? We were going to have sex!"

Made up conversation #4:
"Look, Kahlan, this is Vivian."
"Seriously, Richard, first your creepy old girlfriend, now a creepy ghost... I know I've got you sex-deprived, but you need to high your standards a little."

Pre-workout stretching.

Fingers!porn. They're like: "ZOMG, WE'RE TOUCHING! *flails*" ♥

THEY'RE SO HAPPY!!!! yay! me too!

Make-out session #1. Touchy Richard&Kahlan. Richard is all: "Huhmm", "Ohhh." xD Richard's ears are red! (This was brought to you by the Random Unrelated Things' Society)

Kahlan's hand is under his jacket!!! *flails*

Kahlan decides that the make-out thing is wrong. And Richard is like: "What? But you led the wizard to my crypt so he could release me. This kind of was your idea." And Kahlan is like: "But I wanted us to be together in spirit, not in flesh." And Richard is like: "O___o"

Then Kahlan leans over the crypt, which is not the best movement if she was trying to stop Richard advances, because then she looks all sexy. Not that she was really stopping him, anyway.

Richard is all: "Tell me that you don't love me and I will release you." And Kahlan... well, Kahlan just jumps over him. Which leads to make-out session #2. YAY!

Made up conversation #5:
"OMG, Kahlan! You're not doing what I think you're doing!"
"Taking my clothes off? Yep, I'm totally doing it."
"LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

THEY'RE TAKING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES OFF, PEOPLE!!! And as soon as Richard is shirtless, Kahlan gets all touchy again. *loooooves it*

Richard is hawt! And he finally gets rid of Kahlan's dress! And he's like: "OH MY, BARE SKIN!"

THEY'RE SO PRETTY! ♥__♥

Then Richard helps Kahlan to sit on the crypt. I know, not the most romantic place in the world, but hot nonetheless.

They're doing serious business here. *nods* Plus, hair clutching!!!

Then Kahlan helps Richard to get rid of his belt. And I kinda hate that candle. And OMG, THIS IS GETTING TOO HOT FOR ME TO HANDLE!

ORGASM! Erm, yeah, that.

Orgasmic!Kahlan + Touchy!Richard = WIN!

NEXT PIC IS DISGUSTING DISTURBING...

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...

OKAY, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO COMPLAIN LATER...



COCKBLOCK!!!

Made up conversation #6:
"ZOMG, Zedd!!! What the... Don't you know how to knock a door or what? If you're not here to give us some of those magical precautions of yours, GO AWAY!"

Made up conversation #7:
"How you dare to perform a Zedd interruptus while I'm having sexy!time with my Kahlan! I will kill you!"
"No, Richard, wait! Let me confess him and we'll ask him to eat his stinky socks."

Then Zedd threatens to kill Kahlan, so Kieran releases Richard's body. And then Vivian releases Kahlan's body. And they all lived/(died?) happily ever after...

Okay, I was lying. Richard and Kahlan are quite frustrated because they still cannot be together. But Zedd has gone to hide the Box of Order, leaving them alone, so that's a good thing, right? Right? *sigh*

BUT ZOMG, EPISODE OF WIN!!!

Caps are all yours if you want them. I'm too tired to fight. *falls asleep over the keyboard*
 
 
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Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Forehead kissbichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:32 am (UTC)
LOL, Zedd has given to the word "cockblocker" a whole new mean.

Richard's ears were also red in Denna, right before he kissed Kahlan for the first time, IT'S SO CUTE!!!! ♥
Heather: lots-only have eyes for youhjea on March 2nd, 2009 12:49 am (UTC)
THIS WHOLE PICSPAM IS AN EPISODE OF WIN.

I love the intro pic - that's inspired.

Then Kahlan helps Richard to get rid of his belt. And I kinda hate that candle. And OMG, THIS IS GETTING TOO HOT FOR ME TO HANDLE!

Oh god, I know. That scene is kinda my favourite? SO. HOT. SO WHAT IF IT'S PERVY. Her skirt is pulled up, she unbuckles his sword, and then they make orgasm!faces. SEX!

One thing I was trying to decide on, on second third... maybe fourth viewing, was whether Kieran was actually confessed when he slept with Vivian. Amphortus and even Vivian seemed to think so, but he loved her before, and he continued to love her after, and he went crazy with rage because the wizard killed the woman he loved, and then put a sword that feeds on that grief in his hand. Clearly the moral of the story should be that wizards are there to provide magical prophylactics, not to be big stinky cockblocks. ;D
cleveranticscleverantics on March 2nd, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
I haven't read any of the books the series is based on, so please forgive me if I'm misinterpreting anything or have missed something completely ...

After watching this episode, I figured there was a chance that Kieran wasn't actually confessed when he and Vivian did the deed. In his own words, "our love only strengthened our bond" and "I would already do anything you [Vivian] asked because I am already yours to command." Perhaps Amfortas didn't know the difference between Kieran being confessed and his true love for Vivian that only strengthened when they had seksey fun times?

It sounds like what you're saying and what I guessed are one and the same?
(no subject) - einaphets on March 2nd, 2009 03:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
dramaticgrl: Seeker - Richarddramaticgrl on March 2nd, 2009 01:06 am (UTC)
Picspam of WIN! I love it :D

COCKBLOCK!!!
Haha! So true!
Bichito: RH - Lucy Griffiths - Yay!bichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!!! ♥
cleveranticscleverantics on March 2nd, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
I'm fairly new to using livejournal (vs. casual visiting) and I have to say that picspams are full of epic, epic win. I'd never encountered them until just recently and can't wait to stumble across more (especially ones for Legend of the Seeker).

Keep them coming. They definitely make me smile.
Bichito: LOTS - Craig&Bridget - Laughingbichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:42 am (UTC)
Haha, glad you enjoyed it! =D
honey_marmalade: You're a dork but I love youhoney_marmalade on March 2nd, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
COCKBLOCK!!!
that killed me :D
Bichito: Howl's Moving Castle - Marklbichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:48 am (UTC)
LOL, Zedd is such a party pooper!
Tiffany: LotS: Richard & Kahlanlil_pixiedevil on March 2nd, 2009 01:14 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA, this is awesome! I'm totally gonna make a COCKBLOCK icon XD
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Forehead kissbichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:50 am (UTC)
Thank you! I saw you posted an icons' entry! I'm going to check it right now!
Juliafallenidol_453 on March 2nd, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)
I fainted twice from watching those freaking HOT scenes, and I'm still trying to figure out how my TV didn't burst into flames from the explosive and sexy chemistry Craig and Bridget have.

If this episode isn't up on the official site tomorrow night I will go insane.

I hope Bridget and Craig had a LOT of fun shooting this episode, because it sure made their fans happy as hell... even if Zedd had to go all "COCKBLOCK" on them. :P

Long story short, I love your picspam... and the made up conversations (and the first picture, with the DO NOT DISTURB sign) had me ROFLing. Here, have my internet. *Offers*
Bichito: LOTS - Craig&Bridget - Laughingbichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:53 am (UTC)
I know! Your icon was exactly what I was doing after watching the episode. SO AWESOME! They don't have chemistry, they have the entire lab!

Oh, I hope they had fun too, I surely did xD

Thank you! ♥ Aww, keep the internet, you'll need it to see more episodes like this one! And I hope we get many. =D
selene91selene91 on March 2nd, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
COCKBLOCK LMFAO I LOVE IT!!! THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER TO ME... WELL THOSE FEW PASSIONATE MOMENTS WERE
Bichito: RH - Lucy Griffiths - Yay!bichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:54 am (UTC)
It was the best!!! SO FAR, LOL. I hope we get more of this in the future. YES!
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition: Demons: Luke and Rubycrumpeteer on March 2nd, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
LOVE IT!

Am I the only one who found Kieran to be quite a cutie too?
Bichito: Demons - Luke&Ruby - Hugs you tightbichito on March 2nd, 2009 10:58 am (UTC)
LOL, I don't know, I was too distracted by Richard and Kahlan. But yes, he was cute. And the wizard was mean.
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Stephanie: LoTS  R/K  R watching K walk awayeinaphets on March 2nd, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
"WTF, Richard? Do you really need to paint a mandala right at this moment? Yay for a BSG crossover! lol

Pre-workout stretching fingers!porn FTW!!

RED EARS!!! OMG!!

It took so wonderfully loooooooooong to unlace Kahlan's corset! *dies*

"COCKBLOCK!" YES!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!! Somebody has GOT to make a gif icon of that!!!!





Edited at 2009-03-02 03:14 am (UTC)
Bichito: LOTS - Craig&Bridget - Laughingbichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:00 am (UTC)
It took so wonderfully loooooooooong to unlace Kahlan's corset! *dies*

It was so nice of Richard not to use the sword of truth to just rip it apart xD

I agree about the icon!
smashedpeaches: LS_richard&kahlansmashedpeaches on March 2nd, 2009 03:20 am (UTC)
Wonderful! It was a great episode.
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Forehead kissbichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:01 am (UTC)
Thank you! It was an awesome episode indeed!
Maybelleo0maybelle0o on March 2nd, 2009 04:13 am (UTC)
I had Kinky thoughts when Zedd was hovering Kahlan like that!!! I know, so very wrong but I can't help it.

TARTS! This is by far my favorite Episode ever. I was just a little pissed that that candle was in front of the camera when Kahlan unbuckled Richards belt.

*groans*
Bichito: PB - Michael & Sara - Teletubbybichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
I had Kinky thoughts when Zedd was hovering Kahlan like that!!! I know, so very wrong but I can't help it.

LOL, that would make two of us, but I blame Richard and Kahlan and their hotness. They had my mind totally guttered.

That candle was even meaner than Zedd xD

Amanchu: LOTS // Sunsetthe_tim_world on March 2nd, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
DAHAHAHAHA!
iI came here from legendofseeker, and I'm so glad I did!
You're made of win-awesomeness!
Bichito: Demons - Luke&Ruby - Hugs you tightbichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:04 am (UTC)
Awwwwww. *glomps* Glad you enjoyed it! ♥
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chosenfire28: Text - Make Pornchosenfire28 on March 2nd, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
Thank you, just watched the episode and this was beautiful ,and hot beyond imagining, I can't wait for when they actually do do it, cause they have to, please no more coockblock show. I will be happy with this though, and that picspam was the perfect thing to review the hotness.
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Shhh!bichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:06 am (UTC)
I hope they can do it, but I'll be fine with more episodes like this one. So awesome!

Thank you
Deej: [lots] fic now plzthnxdeej on March 2nd, 2009 09:54 am (UTC)
"Richard, no! This is not comfortable!" Hehehehe.

Pre-workout stretching. HAHAHAHAAAA that cap is priceless!

COCKBLOCK!!! *is dying from laughter*

Oohhh yeh, this one's going in the mems!
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Fic Now!bichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:07 am (UTC)
Pre-workout stretching. HAHAHAHAAAA that cap is priceless!

LOL, it was so weird! Hot, but weird.

Yay! Glad you enjoyed it! ♥
mary_vk on March 2nd, 2009 10:42 am (UTC)
oh my god! the episode was awesome, but this picspam was the best!! I can't stop laughing...
and I hate that candle too ¬¬
you should write some dialogues for the episodes xD seriously
Bichito: LOTS - Craig&Bridget - Laughingbichito on March 2nd, 2009 11:08 am (UTC)
LOL, I would write off Zedd, that's for sure. Thank you!!!! ♥
cortexiphan juice box: [lots] mord-sith!kahlanhollywoodgrrl on March 2nd, 2009 02:06 pm (UTC)
I CAN'T GET OVER THE AWESOME OF THIS PICSPAM!!! I almost snorted my at COCKBLOCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh you win so many internets. OMG. ♥ There better be more of these for future eps, eh? ;)
Bichito: LOTS - Zedd - Cockblock!bichito on March 2nd, 2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
Haha, glad you enjoyed it! I'm not a picspam person, I'm more the one that see others' picspams and flails, LOL, but this episode, ah, this episode needs to be picspammed by every single person in the fandom!

Thank you! ♥
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AVictorianGirl: Legend of the Seekeravictoriangirl on March 2nd, 2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
EEEEEE! I loved this eppy and Richard is so HAWT! And if possible, I love you even more for this PICSPAM OF AWESOMENESS! *glomps you* ♥ ♥ ♥
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Fic Now!bichito on March 3rd, 2009 10:17 am (UTC)
OMG, SERIOUSLY THIS EPISODE WAS SOOOOOOO *SWOON*

AWWW, I love you more!!!
inner_ch1ld on March 2nd, 2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
Hmm I must have missed on hell of an ep.
Bichito: RH - Oh no you didn'tbichito on March 3rd, 2009 10:18 am (UTC)
OMG, you missed it? =O You need to watch it!
Belén: [SEEKER] richard/kahlan; kiss blackprincesaskater on March 2nd, 2009 11:56 pm (UTC)
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LAURA ACABO DE TERMINAR EL 13 Y JODER!!!!!!!!!!1 omgomgomg!!!!!!!!! es que ha sito todo tan hot y tan squeee y tan ñasdfjlñkjdsflñkjdsfkldsañ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 joder maldito zedd!!!!!1 jajajajajajajaja yo viendo como iban las cosas digo quizas al final no le de tiempo a entrar a zedd pero omg kdjsflñkjdsklsdflñkjsdf y la historia de vivian y keiranq eu bonita tb necesito reveer la escena again porque ha sido totalmente ñljdwflñkjdsflñkjsdafjkñjdsaflñkjasfk!!!!!!!!!!

y omg tu picspam es <33333333333333333333333 es que miralos que hot son por dios ♥
Bichito: LOTS - Zedd - Cockblock!bichito on March 3rd, 2009 10:23 am (UTC)
ALSKJFÑASIDFJASDK FAÑSLFKJA ÑSDLK AÑSD

OMG, BEL, ES QUE NO PUEDO SUPERARLO!!!! Es que ha sido... no tengo ni palabras, en serio, que yo había visto el preview, y sabía que iba a ser hot (porque ellos son hot, básicamente) pero no me esperaba que fuera a ser TAN HOT! Es que mis retinas están quemadas para siempre, en serio xDDDDDDD Y yo era como: "OMG, ZEDD, NO ENTRES, NO ENTRES!" xDDDDDDDDDDD Pero el tío entró a interrumpir xDDDDDDDDDD

A mí es que Kieran con eso de que se puso a matar a gente inocente ya me perdió un poco. Pero vamos que sí, que eran muy cutes.

RICHARD&KAHLAN FTW!!!!!!! ♥♥♥ Y que Marta no vea esta serie con lo perv que se ha vuelto (la serie, no Marta xDDDDDDDDD) Hay que convencerla!!!!

ILU ♥♥♥
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iamabadwolfiamabadwolf on March 3rd, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
LOL I loved this: "ZOMG, Zedd!!! What the... Don't you know how to knock a door or what? If you're not here to give us some of those magical precautions of yours, GO AWAY!"

Zedd and his "magical protection" I loled when he said that in one episode and now again! hahaha love it, this whole thing made me laugh!
Bichito: LOTS - Craig&Bridget - Laughingbichito on March 3rd, 2009 10:25 am (UTC)
LOL, yay!!! I'm happy it made you laugh! =D
love is stronger than death: find a way through this maze togethersilentwilight on March 3rd, 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)
OMG, you are awesome!!!
This picspam is made of WIN (as was the episode).
I love all your made up conversations, lol.
And that scene where "Kieran" pushes Kahlan up against the wall to tie her hands or whatever, that was unintentionally hot.
These two are so damn chemistry-filled.


Bichito: LOTS - Craig&Bridget - Laughingbichito on March 3rd, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
YAY!!! If you liked it then I'm happy and proud of myself. YES.

I think that everything these two do is unintentionally hot, LOL. Seriously, I still can't get over their prettiness and hotness. They're PURE CHEMISTRY!!!! ♥
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ice_kitten on March 3rd, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
lawls! This was so awesome XD
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Forehead kissbichito on March 4th, 2009 12:08 pm (UTC)
Yay! Glad you enjoyed it! =D
fullonswayzeed on March 6th, 2009 03:24 am (UTC)
This was the most fantastic picspam EVAR. Lol Zed is such a cockblock.
Also, you'd think he'd be uncomfortable walking in on his kieran!possessed grandson sexing up his confessor... but I guess there isnt much Zed is uncomfortable with. XD
Bichito: LOTS - Zedd - Cockblock!bichito on March 6th, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
LOL, I guess Zedd has seen so many things in his life that nothing makes him feel uncomfortable anymore. xD

Yay, I'm glad you enjoyed the picspam. =D
anika: misc ; je t'aimeyourmanuscript on March 8th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
OH. MY. GOD. This scene just killed me with a) the pretty and b) the HOT. TOUCHINGGGGG. HAIR GRABBINNNNG. SDKJHSJDHJAGDUYJSAHDGJSFHJSFJSKHF!!! And LMAO, your "cockblock!" cracked me up! XD

Also, you know what? Craig Horner does get better. I think it was episode 8 (with the Mord Sith?) I was honestly stunned by his performance. And then I was like "MUST TELL LAURA!" lol. :)

♥ ♥ ♥
Bichito: LOTS - Richard&Kahlan - Fic Now!bichito on March 9th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
ALSJFÑAOSIDFJAÑOSLDIFJA ÑSLDKJA SÑDLFKJ INDEED!!!!!!!

Awww, you think he's a better actor now. Yay!! Yeah, the Mord Sith episode was totally disturbing. We got the kissing and the torture all in one episode. Too much for me to handle, LOL.. It was my favourite until this EPIC one.

LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! ♥♥♥
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